It's the endless parade of petty complaints—from the production manager's redo demands to the runner's "not my job" gripes—that makes every gig feel like herding cats with hangovers, but the "Why Are You So Salty?" Graphic T-Shirt from Techie Threads cuts through the cattiness with a clever quip that spotlights the salt without stoking the fire, helping you laugh it off and keep the crew moving. The white salt shaker tipping grains with "Why Are You So Salty?" text on black delivers that "we see you" wink without the wagging finger. 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz, pre-shrunk for shift-proof sizing) has short sleeves for easy movement during diffs, classic unisex fit that layers under flannels or works solo for break-room banter, and tag-free neck for no-itch irritation when tempers flare. Machine wash warm; S-2XL. Season with sarcasm—pick it up and pass the peace.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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It's the endless parade of petty complaints—from the production manager's redo demands to the runner's "not my job" gripes—that makes every gig feel like herding cats with hangovers, but the "Why Are You So Salty?" Graphic T-Shirt from Techie Threads cuts through the cattiness with a clever quip that spotlights the salt without stoking the fire, helping you laugh it off and keep the crew moving. The white salt shaker tipping grains with "Why Are You So Salty?" text on black delivers that "we see you" wink without the wagging finger. 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz, pre-shrunk for shift-proof sizing) has short sleeves for easy movement during diffs, classic unisex fit that layers under flannels or works solo for break-room banter, and tag-free neck for no-itch irritation when tempers flare. Machine wash warm; S-2XL. Season with sarcasm—pick it up and pass the peace.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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