Float through the fog with the "No Ducks to Give" Graphic T-Shirt from Techie Threads, the zombie's zen for lighting designers, LDs, sound engineers, and FOH master electricians who've been zapped by staging's soul-sucking marathon—those endless 18-hour load-ins where rigging runs blur into strike stupors, turning you into a careless carcass that couldn't quack a cue if your console caught fire, yet somehow summons the spark to save the show from total blackout. This 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz, pre-shrunk for post-panic pull) chills with a sassy yellow duck in shades lounging on a blue floatie, ringed by white "NO DUCKS TO GIVE" and "NOT A SINGLE ONE" on black—like a cue-sheet confession from the control booth that bonds theater nerds and monitors operators over midnight munchies. Short sleeves for unrestricted rig slumps, classic unisex fit vents under hoodies or hangs solo for van naps, tag-free for zero distractions during delete sprees. A staple for technicians tallying the toll or live event pros preserving the peace in pieces. Machine wash warm; S-3XL. Hours hollow you out, but the haze?
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Float through the fog with the "No Ducks to Give" Graphic T-Shirt from Techie Threads, the zombie's zen for lighting designers, LDs, sound engineers, and FOH master electricians who've been zapped by staging's soul-sucking marathon—those endless 18-hour load-ins where rigging runs blur into strike stupors, turning you into a careless carcass that couldn't quack a cue if your console caught fire, yet somehow summons the spark to save the show from total blackout. This 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz, pre-shrunk for post-panic pull) chills with a sassy yellow duck in shades lounging on a blue floatie, ringed by white "NO DUCKS TO GIVE" and "NOT A SINGLE ONE" on black—like a cue-sheet confession from the control booth that bonds theater nerds and monitors operators over midnight munchies. Short sleeves for unrestricted rig slumps, classic unisex fit vents under hoodies or hangs solo for van naps, tag-free for zero distractions during delete sprees. A staple for technicians tallying the toll or live event pros preserving the peace in pieces. Machine wash warm; S-3XL. Hours hollow you out, but the haze?
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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