Unisex classic tee
Illuminate your off-duty vibe with the "My Dimmers Are Hot My Coffee Is Not" Graphic T-Shirt from Techie Threads, tailored for lighting designers who laugh off the irony of blistering boards and tepid thermoses. Printed on silky 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz) for all-day breathability during cue-to-cue rehearsals, this crew-neck tee flaunts the sassy slogan in stark white lettering with a red-highlighted "NOT" for emphasis, plus a doodled coffee cup that's as cold as your post-show sip. Pre-shrunk, machine wash warm; S-3XL. This tee's no dim bulb—it's pure LD enlightenment. Wear it proud and spark conversations—grab yours today!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Unisex classic tee
Illuminate your off-duty vibe with the "My Dimmers Are Hot My Coffee Is Not" Graphic T-Shirt from Techie Threads, tailored for lighting designers who laugh off the irony of blistering boards and tepid thermoses. Printed on silky 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz) for all-day breathability during cue-to-cue rehearsals, this crew-neck tee flaunts the sassy slogan in stark white lettering with a red-highlighted "NOT" for emphasis, plus a doodled coffee cup that's as cold as your post-show sip. Pre-shrunk, machine wash warm; S-3XL. This tee's no dim bulb—it's pure LD enlightenment. Wear it proud and spark conversations—grab yours today!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.