Crawl through the cubicle grind with the "You're a Worm" Graphic Hoodie from Techie Threads, the gritty salute to everyday workers, office drones, and blue-collar ants who keep the empire spinning while the big CEO sips lattes—because let's face it, in the corporate food chain, we're the wriggling underdogs hauling the load without a pat on the back. Relaxed unisex fit with drawstring hood for hiding from HR, kangaroo pocket for your coffee mug or crumpled resume, and ribbed cuffs/hem to stay anchored in the ant hill. Perfect for factory floor fighters or desk jockeys dreaming of daylight. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; S-3XL. You're small, but your hustle's huge—hoodie up and own the underbelly!
2. Hat
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Product Description:
Top your to-do list with the "You're a Worm" Trucker Hat from Techie Threads, a cheeky crown for the everyday grinders, shift workers, and corporate cogs who tunnel through tasks while the suits soar—white worm writhing under green "WORM" badge on black twill, a subtle stab at the hierarchy where ants like us fuel the feast but never taste the feast. Mesh back vents the steam from stalled promotions, embroidered design pops for instant solidarity among the overlooked. Adjustable snap closure fits 7-1/8 to 7-5/8, curved bill shades your eyes from fluorescent hell, moisture-wicking sweatband soaks up the sweat of silent seething. Ideal for warehouse warriors or water-cooler whisperers. Spot clean; one size fits most. Small fry in a big pond? Wear it proud—snap on the snark!
3. T-Shirt
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Product Description:
Wear the wriggle with the "You're a Worm" Graphic T-Shirt from Techie Threads, the raw rally cry for blue-collar beasts, entry-level echoes, and undervalued underlings who burrow through bureaucracy so the CEO can chase yachts—coiled white worm against green-bordered "WORM" on black cotton, a punchy print that packs the punch of every ignored email and unpaid overtime. 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz, pre-shrunk for shift-proof sizing) crews the callout for that everyday edge, short sleeves for sleeve-rolling through spreadsheets or stockrooms, classic unisex fit layers under uniforms or lounges for lunch-break laments, tag-free for zero corporate chafing. A staple for factory ants or front-desk fodder. Machine wash warm; S-3XL. Insignificant? Nah, you're the spine—tee the truth and tunnel on!
4. V-Neck
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Product Description:
Dip into defiance with the "You're a Worm" Graphic V-Neck T-Shirt from Techie Threads, the contoured comeback for office operatives, service sector soldiers, and the silent majority who mulch the mundane so the elite can eclipse—white worm twisting under green "WORM" frame on black, a v-cut vent for voicing the void between your value and their valuation. Lightweight 4.5 oz combed cotton (breathable for break-room breaths) v-drapes the dig for a sharp silhouette at staff huddles, side seams sculpt for slim shifts through soul-sucking shifts, slim fit flexes for fast escapes to the vending machine. Suited for retail rebels or remote rank-and-file. Machine wash cold, hang dry; S-2XL. Low on the ladder? High on the hustle—neck the narrative!
5. Beanie
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Knit the knot of neglect with the "You're a Worm" Knit Beanie from Techie Threads, the bundled barb for night-shift nomads, gig economy grunts, and the overlooked orchestra who orchestrate the ordinary while bosses broadcast the glory—white worm looping below green "WORM" embroidery on black knit, a woolen whisper of your worm's-eye view on the wealth gap. Acrylic-wool blend (21-23" stretch, itch-free for insomniac ins) slouches the sentiment for subtle shade at sensitivity trainings, cuffed hem hugs ears through endless earnings calls, fleece-lined for fending the freeze of forgotten feedback. A chill-blocker for warehouse watchers or W-2 warriors. Hand wash cold; one size. Tiny in the tally? Titanic in toil—beanie the bite!
6. Long Sleeve
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Product Description:
Sleeve the slight with the "You're a Worm" Graphic Long Sleeve T-Shirt from Techie Threads, the extended elegy for assembly-line artisans, admin aides, and the ant-colony army who armor the operation but earn the crumbs—white worm extending under green "WORM" banner down the arm on black, a long-form lament for the labor lost in ledgers and the quiet quake of your quiet quit. 6 oz 100% cotton (heather black for durable drudgery) sleeves the saga for arm-deep authenticity in inventory or ideation, ribbed cuffs for clipboard clamps, crew neck for conference crushes, tagless for trailing-free tasks, unisex for universal underappreciation. Key for service survivors or spreadsheet sentinels. Machine wash gentle; S-3XL. Bottom of the barrel? Backbone of the beast—sleeve the struggle!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Crawl through the cubicle grind with the "You're a Worm" Graphic Hoodie from Techie Threads, the gritty salute to everyday workers, office drones, and blue-collar ants who keep the empire spinning while the big CEO sips lattes—because let's face it, in the corporate food chain, we're the wriggling underdogs hauling the load without a pat on the back. Relaxed unisex fit with drawstring hood for hiding from HR, kangaroo pocket for your coffee mug or crumpled resume, and ribbed cuffs/hem to stay anchored in the ant hill. Perfect for factory floor fighters or desk jockeys dreaming of daylight. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low; S-3XL. You're small, but your hustle's huge—hoodie up and own the underbelly!
2. Hat
Keywords:
worm graphic trucker hat worker
everyday labor snapback
corporate worm merch adjustable hat
undervalued worker cap
blue collar worm joke hat
ceo ant graphic snapback
office drone funny baseball hat
labor class worm design cap
insignificant employee trucker hat
grind worm snapback
Product Description:
Top your to-do list with the "You're a Worm" Trucker Hat from Techie Threads, a cheeky crown for the everyday grinders, shift workers, and corporate cogs who tunnel through tasks while the suits soar—white worm writhing under green "WORM" badge on black twill, a subtle stab at the hierarchy where ants like us fuel the feast but never taste the feast. Mesh back vents the steam from stalled promotions, embroidered design pops for instant solidarity among the overlooked. Adjustable snap closure fits 7-1/8 to 7-5/8, curved bill shades your eyes from fluorescent hell, moisture-wicking sweatband soaks up the sweat of silent seething. Ideal for warehouse warriors or water-cooler whisperers. Spot clean; one size fits most. Small fry in a big pond? Wear it proud—snap on the snark!
3. T-Shirt
Keywords:
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corporate worm merch t-shirt
undervalued worker apparel tee
blue collar worm joke shirt
ceo ant funny graphic tee
office drone labor t-shirt
labor class worm design tee
insignificant employee merch shirt
grind worm t-shirt
Product Description:
Wear the wriggle with the "You're a Worm" Graphic T-Shirt from Techie Threads, the raw rally cry for blue-collar beasts, entry-level echoes, and undervalued underlings who burrow through bureaucracy so the CEO can chase yachts—coiled white worm against green-bordered "WORM" on black cotton, a punchy print that packs the punch of every ignored email and unpaid overtime. 100% ring-spun cotton (6.1 oz, pre-shrunk for shift-proof sizing) crews the callout for that everyday edge, short sleeves for sleeve-rolling through spreadsheets or stockrooms, classic unisex fit layers under uniforms or lounges for lunch-break laments, tag-free for zero corporate chafing. A staple for factory ants or front-desk fodder. Machine wash warm; S-3XL. Insignificant? Nah, you're the spine—tee the truth and tunnel on!
4. V-Neck
Keywords:
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grind worm v-neck tee
Product Description:
Dip into defiance with the "You're a Worm" Graphic V-Neck T-Shirt from Techie Threads, the contoured comeback for office operatives, service sector soldiers, and the silent majority who mulch the mundane so the elite can eclipse—white worm twisting under green "WORM" frame on black, a v-cut vent for voicing the void between your value and their valuation. Lightweight 4.5 oz combed cotton (breathable for break-room breaths) v-drapes the dig for a sharp silhouette at staff huddles, side seams sculpt for slim shifts through soul-sucking shifts, slim fit flexes for fast escapes to the vending machine. Suited for retail rebels or remote rank-and-file. Machine wash cold, hang dry; S-2XL. Low on the ladder? High on the hustle—neck the narrative!
5. Beanie
Keywords:
worm graphic beanie worker
everyday labor knit beanie
corporate worm merch cozy hat
undervalued worker slouch beanie
blue collar worm joke beanie
ceo ant graphic knit hat
office drone funny beanie
labor class worm design beanie
insignificant employee cozy beanie
grind worm slouch hat
Product Description:
Knit the knot of neglect with the "You're a Worm" Knit Beanie from Techie Threads, the bundled barb for night-shift nomads, gig economy grunts, and the overlooked orchestra who orchestrate the ordinary while bosses broadcast the glory—white worm looping below green "WORM" embroidery on black knit, a woolen whisper of your worm's-eye view on the wealth gap. Acrylic-wool blend (21-23" stretch, itch-free for insomniac ins) slouches the sentiment for subtle shade at sensitivity trainings, cuffed hem hugs ears through endless earnings calls, fleece-lined for fending the freeze of forgotten feedback. A chill-blocker for warehouse watchers or W-2 warriors. Hand wash cold; one size. Tiny in the tally? Titanic in toil—beanie the bite!
6. Long Sleeve
Keywords:
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undervalued worker graphic shirt
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grind worm graphic long sleeve
Product Description:
Sleeve the slight with the "You're a Worm" Graphic Long Sleeve T-Shirt from Techie Threads, the extended elegy for assembly-line artisans, admin aides, and the ant-colony army who armor the operation but earn the crumbs—white worm extending under green "WORM" banner down the arm on black, a long-form lament for the labor lost in ledgers and the quiet quake of your quiet quit. 6 oz 100% cotton (heather black for durable drudgery) sleeves the saga for arm-deep authenticity in inventory or ideation, ribbed cuffs for clipboard clamps, crew neck for conference crushes, tagless for trailing-free tasks, unisex for universal underappreciation. Key for service survivors or spreadsheet sentinels. Machine wash gentle; S-3XL. Bottom of the barrel? Backbone of the beast—sleeve the struggle!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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