So Salty - Hoodie

$60.00

On those days when the stage manager's snapping about delayed cues or the FOH engineer's griping over a blown sub, and you're the one stuck mediating the meltdown while trying not to snap back, the "So Salty" Graphic Hoodie from Techie Threads is your subtle side-eye at the salt mines—reminding you (and them) that a pinch of perspective goes a long way in defusing the drama before it derails the show. The design shows a simple white hand sprinkling salt grains with "So Salty" below on black, like a wry warning label for the green room grumps. Made from 8 oz cotton-poly fleece with a soft-lined interior for post-load chill, it has a relaxed unisex fit with adjustable hood for blocking out the bitching, kangaroo pocket for stashing your phone or a stress ball, and ribbed cuffs/hem to stay put during tense talks.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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On those days when the stage manager's snapping about delayed cues or the FOH engineer's griping over a blown sub, and you're the one stuck mediating the meltdown while trying not to snap back, the "So Salty" Graphic Hoodie from Techie Threads is your subtle side-eye at the salt mines—reminding you (and them) that a pinch of perspective goes a long way in defusing the drama before it derails the show. The design shows a simple white hand sprinkling salt grains with "So Salty" below on black, like a wry warning label for the green room grumps. Made from 8 oz cotton-poly fleece with a soft-lined interior for post-load chill, it has a relaxed unisex fit with adjustable hood for blocking out the bitching, kangaroo pocket for stashing your phone or a stress ball, and ribbed cuffs/hem to stay put during tense talks.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!