Dealing with a salty stage manager mid-load-in or a jaded runner griping about the schedule can turn a simple strike into a full-blown mood meltdown, but the "Why Are You So Salty?" Graphic Hoodie from Techie Threads flips the frustration with a light-hearted jab that calls out the crankiness before it contaminates the crew, nudging everyone toward a quick attitude reset without the blowup. The design features a white salt shaker tipping grains with "Why Are You So Salty?" curved around it on black, like a green room graffiti that's equal parts vent and vibe check. Made from 8 oz cotton-poly fleece with a soft-lined interior for those tense team huddles, it has a relaxed unisex fit with adjustable hood for blocking out the bad vibes, kangaroo pocket for stashing your phone or a peace-offering snack, and ribbed cuffs/hem to stay put during heated handoffs.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Dealing with a salty stage manager mid-load-in or a jaded runner griping about the schedule can turn a simple strike into a full-blown mood meltdown, but the "Why Are You So Salty?" Graphic Hoodie from Techie Threads flips the frustration with a light-hearted jab that calls out the crankiness before it contaminates the crew, nudging everyone toward a quick attitude reset without the blowup. The design features a white salt shaker tipping grains with "Why Are You So Salty?" curved around it on black, like a green room graffiti that's equal parts vent and vibe check. Made from 8 oz cotton-poly fleece with a soft-lined interior for those tense team huddles, it has a relaxed unisex fit with adjustable hood for blocking out the bad vibes, kangaroo pocket for stashing your phone or a peace-offering snack, and ribbed cuffs/hem to stay put during heated handoffs.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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