Dude Where Is The Coffin Key? Hoodie

from $55.00
Unisex Hoodie
Lock in the laughs with the "Dude Where is the Coffin Key??" Graphic Hoodie from Techie Threads, the frantic flag for staging techs, LDs, and theater nerds who know the gut-punch panic of scouring the snake bag for that elusive T-handle during a midnight deck lash—because in the brutal ballet of load-ins, one missing coffin key turns modular mayhem into a truss-top tantrum, yet somehow cues the crew's unbreakable bond. It's the rough scramble that sparks the magic—hoodie up and hunt!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Unisex Hoodie
Lock in the laughs with the "Dude Where is the Coffin Key??" Graphic Hoodie from Techie Threads, the frantic flag for staging techs, LDs, and theater nerds who know the gut-punch panic of scouring the snake bag for that elusive T-handle during a midnight deck lash—because in the brutal ballet of load-ins, one missing coffin key turns modular mayhem into a truss-top tantrum, yet somehow cues the crew's unbreakable bond. It's the rough scramble that sparks the magic—hoodie up and hunt!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!